WAHT IT HAPPNEING?

I M STRATING TO THNIK THAT I'M LOSING MY MNID

AS WE ALL KNIOW MY FAOVERITE MOP HAS BEEN MLISSING FOUR SEVREAL MONTHS NOW. I AINT PIONTING FINGERS BUT SPIVREY DID IT. I'VE GOTS A FEALING ABUOT THIS ONE.

BUT TAHTS AINT EVEN THE HAF OF IT

TODAYY AFTRE I WOKE UP, PUT ON MY WROK CLOTHESES, SHOWRED, DRIED ORFF MY WORK CLOTHES, AND WALKDED DWONSTAIRS TO WORK, ALL OF MY MOPPS WERE GONE!1@ EVREY BLERST ONE#!! EVNE THE SCRUBBOMOP 3000!

I DNOT KNOW WHY IAM EVNE SRUPRIESED ANYMOER. THIS BLERSTED PLACE IS AS STABLE AS A TON OF DYANIOMITE ONTOP OF A VOLCANOE COVRED IN GASOLIEN../, DURING THE DRIE SAESON!1 ON ANGRY TEUSDAY!

ADN NOT ONYL ARE ALL M Y MOPS MISSING BUTT TODYA I FUOND THIS IN THEIRE PLACE!,...

>!<@$AWEGFAWEAE FLERBINBLASTER WHAT IN TARNASHOIN??!<

IS THIS THIGN REAL OR AMI ORFF MY ROKCER!>1,>>??>

HOW DEOS IT WORK? IS THIER A SWICTH? DEOS IT NEED FOOD/?

MABYE IM JUST GITTING LOGN IN THE TOOTHE. II SHURE MISS THE DYAS WHEN ALL I NEEDEDD TO MOP THE FLOERS WAS OL BROWNIE...

I SHURE AS SHEETROKC NEVR THOUHGT I WUOLD SAY THIS BUT I DARN WELL LIEKED SPELVEY BETTRE WHEN HE DDINT WERK SO MUCH. ADN I LIKED HIM EVN MOER WHAEN HE WASNT A SKWERREL. ALL HE DEOS IS MAKE NIOSE, WASTE TIEM AND WASH HES DERN CAR.

ADN WHEN HE AKSHUALLY DOES WROK HE DEOSNT HAF TO DO ANYTHIGN. HES GOT "SCRECRRETARYS" TO DO IT.

BUT I THNIK I GOT HIM CRONERRED THIS TIEM.../., I CAUGHHT HIM AND HIS COHOURTS HAVNING A NEW YAERSEVE PARTTY AND THEY ALLL PASSDED OUT IN THE BROOM CLOSETT.././.,

ADN THEN GLERS WHO I FUOND ALSEEP ON THE FORNT STEPS



YUO GLERSED IT, GOOD OL SPEYEVEY SHNAKCERED IN FRONTN OF THE BILLDING. NO ONEDER HES IS EMPLOYEEE OFTHE MONTH FOR THE PAST 5 MONHTS. HES LUKCY I LEFT A SIGN SO POEPLE DONT STE[P ON HIM

WELL I THINK AFTRE SPENNDING ALL OF MY HALLOWEDAYS IN THIS BLERSTED ORFFICE I FNINALLY GOT EVREYTHING CLAEN. THE ONYL PLACE I CUOLDNT CLEAN WAS UNDER THE PILE OF METTAL BRIKCS IN LESS BLLINGS OFFICE.



I GLUESS THARS WHERE THEY BE BIULDING THAT FANDALNGLED PYRAMID EVREYONE AND THER MOTHER IS TLAKING ABOUT. KNOWIGN MY LUKC, MRISTER BYLLINGS IS GONNA WANT ME TO TAEK ALL THOSE SHINYE ROCKS TO THE DUMPTSER. WELL MYABE I JUST WONT WAET FOR HIM TO TELL ME THIS TEIM. MAYBEE ILL GIT A JUMP ONIT AND THROEW THEM OUT TONIHGT!!1 MAYBEY AFTER MATLOKC. ADN DARGNET. AND THE ROCKFROD FLIES.

AND WHAT THE DUST IS THE DEALEYO WITH ALL THESE BLERSTED CLALLS I KEEP GERTING FROMK IRAN/1/?!! SOEM JOKER IN TAYRAN WNONT STOP CALLIGN THE JANITOR HOTLINE. KEEP S SSAYING HIS NAME IS CUOGHLANDER SUNSHINE. BUNCH O WACKJOBS OUT THAR.

YOU GLERSSED IT, I'M WORKING ON KRISMAS EVE!1 WHAT A SRUPRISE.

IM NNOT THE ONYL ONE WROKING, THOUGHUHG. SPIEPHY THE SKWERREL IS WOKRING HARD IN HIS OFFICE WHIHC IS ACTAULLY MAKING MOER FRO ME TO CLAEN! LOK WHAT HE LFET FOR ME IN THA HLALWAY...



TEH KEY WASNT THER WHEN HE POUPED, I JUST PUTIT THERE TO SHOW YUO THE SIZE OF IT BECUASE THAT KEY IS THREE2 FEET LNOG. ITS THE SKELKETON KEY FOR THE WHOEL DARN BLUILDING.,. IF I LOSTT THAT KEY I DONTKNOW WHATDDDD I WUOLD DO. IT LETTS ME INTO EVERYSINGLEROOM SO I CAN CLAEN ALL THE MEESSSES THAT ARE DIRTYING UP HERE ALL THE TIME EVERY WAKING MOMNETN EVEN WHAEN IM SLEAPING BUT I CNAT SLEEP BECAUSE ALL I THINK ABOUT IS THE MESS

I ALSO FOUND THIS IN THE HALLWAY



I DONT KNOW IF SPIGBVY DID THAT OR WHAT, BTU IT TOOK ABUOT 4ORTYFIEV MINUETS TO GET THE SMLEL OUT.

AND BY THE WAY THE NWES ABOUT MY LIDDLE LADIE IS HISTROY.../., LETS JUST SAY SHEE DIDDNDT APPRECAITETE MY CLEENING EFFORT. GOOD LUKC GETTINGG ME TO DO NEAYNTHING NICE FOR HER AGIAN.

SOEMTIMES I WONDRE IF I'M EVER GOB..,,,,,,,,, AFOIENFO FEIT GNGBOET 49GDFG4GN 4G DFGDF S NSUI8454 GDFGSDD3J5 354MDFNG


TAHT DOES IT SPIEVEY JUST RANSAKCED MY ROOM ADN BIT ME ON THE LEGG



IVE JUST ABUOT HAD IT... I THNIK I'M GONNA BLURST!1!@!@!

fassen your seatblets, its goingto be a blermpy ride

all right, you knowsy hoodlums... i am going to spil my guts but i am not going to be the guy who claens it up.

i fancy a ladyy. she shure flaots my boat. her hair is tidey, her hands er claen, and she smels like the inside of my mamas purse. and she shairs her name withh my favouriet appitizerr. what a womern.!../ i tellya whut, i cuold see myslef settttling down with this chikadee. we could git hitched at the lysoll factory, and then liv in part of the lisol factory an d we wuold nevr run out of claennig suplies agian.. the eydea brigns a tear to my i

anyhoo, i fuond out she liks koffee. so all on my lonsome, i claened her tedy bears with the rest of the cofee grinds taht i had left afhter clieaning the bahtroom. i cant waet until she seas it, i'm just sure as shanandowah that shees goiung to luve it../.

well, iey bettr get back to claening. spievy the sqwerrel keeps poopin inthe halway. i tryied yellling at him, but he just chattters and ates his corn. you shuoldntd dun dat, less buillings... hees justa boy... pour liddle feller

yuo just wait , lester blillings... i got somethin in stor for yuo

WERE GOIN G TO LOOOSE THE FARM

THARS SOME MIGHTY STARNGE HAPPPENINGS AROUND THE OL STOMPIN GRUONDS THESE DYAS.. INVSIISIBLE EMPOYLEESE WAKLIN AROUND../ SUSHI GORWING OUT OF MIASTER BULLINGS HOTTUB..,., MSTER SPAYVEY TUNRED INTO A SQUIRELL..,

I THNIK I HAVE IT ALL FIGTUERD OUT..;1 YA SEE, ALL THESE PORBLEMS AT PSYCLONEINDUSTRYS HAS HAPPNENDED SINCE GOOD OL LESS BLIININGS HAS BECOM COKC OF THE WALKK. ADN THAT ONLY MEANES ONE THINGK...

LESS BLILINGSS ISHUANTING US WITH HIS BLAKC MAGIC. YUO HAERD ME.

IVE SEEN IT BEFOER WHEN I WAS IN THE ROYAL AEIRFORCE IN THE QEUEENS ARMY. DURRING SURVEIIELENCE IN TRIINDIDAD AND TOBAGAN, THE VILLAGE ELDRES CAST PSPELLS ON OUR RADIOOMAN AND TRUNED HIM INTO A PIG. SOME OF THE LIMEYS SAID TAHT THE RADOIMANN DEID 7EVEN DAYS ARLIER AND THE PIG WAS FORM THE VILLAGE FARM, BUT EYE KNOWS WHAT I SEEN

ANYWAYS I GOTS PLANS, YA SEE...4 IF EI KNOW ANYTHIN, IT AITN CLEANING AND IT AINT SOCAIL GRACES... ITS HOW TO CHASE THE BLAKC FORCSE BAKC TO WHER THEY CAME FROM. NOW IT AIINT GOING TO BE EASEY...,. BUT LUKCY FOR ME I KEPT SOME OF THEM BALCK MAGIC SECRERTS OF MY OWN. LET THE GLAEMES BEGIN


SPAEKIN OF THE DEBIL, DEOS ANYWON KNOW IF WE HAEV AN "INTERNAL REPORT SHREDDDER" SERVICE.?. I WAS MOZYIN ON UP TO MISTER BOLLINGS ARFFICE THE OTHTER DAY TO "TAKE KARE OF" SOME FINANCIAIL PAPRES.. BUT THRE3 BUCKAROOS WITH BAGDES WERE ALRAEDY COLLECTIN THEM. I THIHNK ITS A SHREDDRE SERVCE, BECUASE THEY HAD THE LETTRES "EYE-ARR-SSS" ON THIER BLAZERS. OH WELL, MAENS LESS WERK FOR ME THATS NOT EVN MY WORK TO BEGNI WITH

AND I MET A LITTEL LADY..., I DONT TALK MUCH ABUOT PERSENAL THINGS OF SUCH A NATURE AND CANDOR, BUT THIS WON MAEKS THE HAIR ON MY KNEES STAND ON EDN... SO FAR I'VVE ONLY TOLD OL BROWNEIE ABOUT IT... AW SHUCKS, I'M STRARTIN TO BLOUSH... ILL ELECTROTYPE MORE ABUOT THIS LATRE..

AND I'M MISSING MY FAVOURTE MOP STILL... MY BEST MPO... THE ONE WIHT THE BLUE HANDEL. I WAS GIONG TO ASK SPINVLEEY ABOUT IT BUT LES BURLINGS TURNED HIM INTO A SQIURELL AND I CNAT UNDRESTAND WAHT HE SAYS ANYMOER

GOODBYED

ANTHOTER HORRIBLE DAY

GUESESS WHAT?!q YES THATS RIGHT I';M WORKIN ON THE WEEKEND AGAIN BECAEUSE OF SOMEONE WHO WILL REMANE NAMELESS EXCETP FOR HIS NAME WHICH IS MISTER SPIVEAEY. ANOPTHER BIG MESS I HAVE TO CVLEAN UP BECAUSE SPIVERY IS AN IGNOREANMOUS. PHROM THE GRAIN I'VE HERD GRINDING IN TEH RUMOUR MILL, OUR MR SPIVER NEEDEDS TO GET RID OB A WHOLE BOAT LOAD OF LEMONDAED AND STA=PLERS SO WITH ALL HIS BRILLIANCE HE TOOK IT UPON HIMSSEFL TO DUMP IT IN MYR BLILLINGS PRIVATE HOT TUB THATS IN THE SUBBASEMENT THAT NO ONE EXCEPT ME IS SUPPOSPED TO KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE CACCRORDING TO MASTER B, THE ONYL PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT ARE THE ONES WHO USE IT (MR BLINGS)_ AND THE ONES WHO CLAEN IT (DOC WHO IS ME). . ./ SO IAM STUCK HERE ON MY T-DAY HOLIDAHY PUPMING OUT THE TUB AND PLUNGING THE JETS. AND YOU CANT EVEN DRINK THE LEMONMADE BECUASE IT HAS STAPLES IN IT.

FANTASTYIC, NOW I JUST HEARD SOMETHNGI BREAKJ

GOOBYE

ALEKCSANDRE WONLINE IS PUSSOSED TO BE FIRED

WHY IS FLAXSEEDER ONEBLINE STILL AT PSYCLONE INDUSTRYSE>.? HE WAS FIRED AND NOW HES NOT FIRED AND NOW HES MAKING ALMOST AS MUCH MONEY DOLLARS AS MSTER BOILINGS.!.?* AND BECAUSE HES MAKIANG SO MANY BUCKAROOSKIYS WE ARE MOARE THAN LIKEYL GOING TO HAVE TO DOWNSIZE THAT MEANS PINK ZLI[P CITY. I HIOPE BUTTERSNAKE HAS HIS RESOOMAY PREPARESD.

WELL IT BLERKS LIKE I HAVE TO HIT THE OLD DUSTY TRAIL ON UP TO FLOOR 4OUR FLOOR BECAUSE ONE OUR OF OUR PRESTEGIOUS CLIENTS HAS DFECATED ALL OVER THE WATERFOUNTAINE. SINCE HES OUR CNIELT I HAVE TO REFRANE FROM COMMENTS BUT I DONT CARE IF HE WAS ON TELLVISION WHY DOES HE NOT GET IN TROUBE FOR POOPING ON THE BUBBLER

GOODBLYE